its brianna bitcch

nativeandnaive:

legendxofxzach:

One time during my freshmen year of college I forgot to do a history paper that was worth 20% of my grade and the teacher didn’t accept late work, so I waited until the professor handed back the papers and angrily asked where mine was. The teacher felt so bad for losing it he let me re-do the entire paper and gave me an A-

You fucking champ

vivalanorge:

England: colour
America: color
England: humour
America: humor
England: flavour
America: flavor
England: what are you doing
America: getting rid of u lmao

kissmeok:

♡Love/Couples♡

kissmeok:

♡Love/Couples♡

heyh8r:

sound-isvibration:

anyone who says diamonds are a girl’s best friend clearly has never owned a dog.

omg

heyh8r:

sound-isvibration:

anyone who says diamonds are a girl’s best friend clearly has never owned a dog.

omg

dont you love that feeling where you and your best friend are just with each other laughing so hard at something so simple and you can’t breathe and its just feels like the whole world just goes in slow motion and you just feel pure happiness and you just are so full of brightness and everything is funny and you feel like everything is going to be okay and anything is possible 

mare-moment:

Some ticks carries a disease, so we’re supposed to avoid them all.

Some sharks bite people, so we’re supposed to always be cautious in the ocean.

Some snakes are venomous, so if you can’t decide whether it’s deadly or not, assume deadly.

But no, not all men.

camom18:

Can everyone just take a moment to think about the fact that they are married in real life