no Santa, they’re not gifts, they’re jifts.
im working towards getting larger muscles so i can protect every animal in the world
If you don’t get this, we can’t be friends.
*Psycho theme starts playing*
Dedicated to all my fellow retail employees
All of these are oh so painfully true.
I used to work at McDonalds and literally every single one of them has happened to me. Ergh.
Price tag: “2 for $3”
Customer: “so can I get 1 for $1.50?”
Omgggg thisssssss…. Retail mKes u hate people… Serving making u despise them…. They should make one of these about servers
hearing an actor’s real accent for the first time
*grabs my own ass* nice